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Wednesday, October 17th, 2012

Obama And Romney Debate About Absolutely Nothing

  Just a few hours before presidential candidates took the stage in Long Island at Hofstra University for the second of three debates, President Barack Obama and his opponent, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, agreed to meet with The Gabbler for a quick pre-debate to warm up before the night commenced.  The Gabbler: Thank

Monday, October 1st, 2012

As Debates Quickly Approach, Candidates Prep Intensely

  With the first presidential debate slated for Wednesday, October 3rd, President Barack Obama and his opponent, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, have been preparing extensively. Many political analysts and Democratic party members insist that for...

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Don't Feed an Internet Troll (Much Less Try to Interview One)

  While we at The Gabbler are big fans of sarcasm and a good laugh at the expense of others, we don’t quite understand why so many people take to the anonymity of the web to post...

Monday, September 17th, 2012

Gabbler Editors Receive Unimpressive Fatwa

  After several Iranian reports indicated that a Muslim religious foundation has recently increased the reward for killing famed British writer Salman Rushdie from $2.8 million to $3.3 million, the staff of The Gabbler were a bit...

Friday, September 14th, 2012

The Man: Who is He, Really?

“Fuck The Man.” “Let’s stick it to The Man.” “I wish I could go, but I’m stuck working for The Man.” Who is this Man, really? Ever shadowy and elusive, the concept of The Man evokes power,...

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

Fashtag losing, Mario Card, Navy Squeal

  Fashtag Losing (fæʃˌtæg): used to identify a keyword describing another’s poor or inappropriate fashion choices. Did you see that like 65-year-old in a leopard print mini dress at the wedding last night? Fashtag losing. Related: Hashtag winning   Mario...

Friday, September 7th, 2012

Inside the Inside: A Critique of Le Critique

When writer and critic William Giraldi published a negative review in the New York Times Book Review about writer Alix Ohlin’s latest novel, Inside, and set of short stories “Signs and Wonders,” Giraldi received a lot of...

Friday, August 31st, 2012

Dick-fil-a, Invisible Obama, Lohan No-Hands

  Dick-fil-a (dɪk fɪl eɪ): an adjective describing a person who justifies being a total asshole by claiming he or she is engaging in a form of activism. “So I went up to the girl at the...

Monday, August 27th, 2012

Hoping to Increase Black Support, Romney Releases New Campaign Video

  After a recent NBC and Wall Street Journal poll reported that zero percent of African Americans support Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a spokesman for the Romney campaign has told The Gabbler that Romney plans to...

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