Tuesday, April 1st, 2014

Affordable Care Act Deadline Rescheduled to Ensure Better Media Coverage

Due to the minimal news coverage of the recent Affordable Care Act enrollment deadline, officials have extended the deadline until further notice. “Listen, we probably should have planned better,” a spokeswoman said at a poorly attended press conference today. “We knew the How I Met Your Mother series finale was the same day as the

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Obama’s Abuse of Executive Power

Obama is abusing executive power, but Republicans are hung up on the wrong issues.

Friday, October 25th, 2013

What Went Wrong With

The Gabbler searches for answers on why the launch of was characterized by dysfunction and ineptitude. And as it turns out, well, it all really makes sense.

Friday, October 18th, 2013

The Party Isn’t Over

  This government shutdown may be over, but the Tea Party that caused it isn’t.    

Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013

Accepting Compromise, Congress Repeals Obamacare, Leaves Affordable Care Act in Place

After the first day of the government shutdown, Democrats and Republicans in the House of Representatives agreed on a compromise to refund the federal government by repealing Obamacare, but allowing the Affordable Care Act to be implemented...

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

Congress Admits Its Own Impotency, Seeks Viagra Prescription

As the debate over the new immigration reform bill begins this week, Congress faces increased pressure to perform. In order to do so, Congress has admitted that it is going to seek a little extra help – in...