Saturday, March 21st, 2015
He was wrestling lions in Kenya. Note from the Kremlin press office: No lions were injured during the course of the fights. It was all in good fun, and they shared a few beers a topless bar after. He was shot 9 times by none other than American rapper 50 Cent. Putin lived, of course.
Friday, March 7th, 2014
The U.S. offers Russia advice on intervening in sovereign nations.
Monday, February 10th, 2014
This past Friday, the world was wowed by the Sochi Olympic Opening Ceremonies, complete with a police choir performing “Get Lucky,” a little girl reciting an alphabetized account of Russian history, and only four of five snowflakes...
Monday, September 23rd, 2013