THE GABBLER

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Aug 26, 2015


  I’m not the first one to have this idea — check out an awesome Chrome extension by Byron Clark that will swap out each instance of “Political Correctness” with a...

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Aug 17, 2015


Anti-suncial: Avoiding social activities because your pale or sunburnt skin can’t bear being outdoors. Sorry I can’t make it to the beach tomorrow, guys, I’ve just been really anti-suncial...

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Jul 23, 2015


Many have noted the Obama campaign’s use of social media to reach younger voters in both 2008 and 2012. And it looks like the next crop of presidential hopefuls...

  • Many have noted the Obama campaign’s use of social media to reach younger voters in both 2008 and 2012. And it looks like the next crop of presidential hopefuls are following in his footsteps by taking advantage of the millennial generation’s most popular social outreach app-Tinder. After a weekend of furious swiping (and quite a […]

  •   Well folks, this is it. An epic showdown going back hundreds of years – basically since one of our ancestors invented a sharp rock and the other drew pictures on a cave wall. In one corner, we’ve got The Pen. In the other, we have The Sword. Who is REALLY Mightier? It’s time to […]

  • Facebook is proving that it cares more about expanding internationally than protecting users’ rights to privacy and expression. On Jan. 9, Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg released a firm and emotional statement on the importance of free speech to Facebook, signing off with the ubiquitous hashtag, “Je Suis Charlie.” A few weeks later, Facebook complied with […]

  • We live in very exclamatory times. Thanks to the internet, we have a ton of outlets for our enthusiasm, most commonly expressed by the use (and overuse) of the exclamation point. But have you ever paused to consider how the Exclamation Point feels about this sudden turn in the spotlight? To find out The Gabbler […]

  • We’ve heard a lot about how ISIS uses social media to recruit new members and spread it’s message. And as MATTER pointed out- if ISIS was a start-up, they’d be working with some pretty impressive statistics. But we could never have guessed how much the start-up mindset is engrained in their culture. Recent documents acquired […]

Drawn Aside by Dan Nott ››

Whereupon Webster Defined  ››

  • Anti-suncial: Avoiding social activities because your pale or sunburnt skin can’t bear being outdoors. Sorry I can’t make it to the beach tomorrow, guys, I’ve just been really anti-suncial after the terrible burn I got today.

    Antisuncial
  • SUMMER IS COMING: A warning phrase whispered by women and gay men everywhere as spring flowers start to blossom and temperatures begin to rise, meaning only one thing: bikini season is drawing nigh. “This warm sun feels so lovely on my face and I love that the days are getting long– WAIT, wait just a minute,

    SUMMER IS COMING
  • KLINGTON: The evolution of Hillary Clinton from an idealistic liberal who wanted to change the world into a hardened lifelong politician, characterized by Klingon-like attributes of ruthlessness, brutality, and aggression. “Hillary Clinton’s running for President! Finally!” “I’m sorry, I think you mean Klington. Sometimes I don’t even recognize her anymore.”

    Klington

D.C. Dissonance ››

  •   I’m not the first one to have this idea — check out an awesome Chrome extension by Byron Clark that will swap out each instance of “Political Correctness” with a more appropriate phrase. Clark based that off a blog post...

  •   And isn’t THAT a beautiful thing.

  • Last week, the United Nations had “no choice” but to give the United States a strict talking to at the UN’s Human Rights Council, citing police brutality and continued racial discrimination, as well as the death penalty and the...

  • Run Liz, RUN!

    March 11th, 2015
    Run Liz, RUN!