By Dan Nott
Mar 7, 2014
The U.S. offers Russia advice on intervening in sovereign nations.
By Lisa DeBenedictis
Mar 5, 2014
After the discovery that Alaska governor and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is indeed a foreign policy expert and may even possess psychic powers, the Obama administration has made...
Recently, a New York Times editorial calling for clemency in the case of Edward Snowden reignited the debate over whether or not the United States should continue in its attempts to extradite him so that he can stand trial for treason. Snowden, who in mid 2013 revealed that the National Security Agency was spying on American […]
To many of us, Christmas elves are cheery little creatures with a great work ethic and an affinity for pointed shoes. That’s why when the The Gabbler received a copy of a manuscript for a new memoir, written by a young Christmas elf named Pinecone Candyflakes, we were stunned to hear of the long hours, unpaid […]
We’re only two weeks away from Black Friday, a holiday that celebrates American consumerism by convincing people to ditch their family’s Thanksgiving dinners in favor of saving money on HDTVs, iPhones, and designer clothes. While there have been studies showing that Black Friday is not, in fact, the day when prices are at their all-time […]
Americans advise Afghans on how to rid their society of corruption through campaign donations and lobbying – a trick that the U.S. has a lot of experience with in Afghanistan.
Gun advocates are fast to point out that guns kill less people every year than car accidents do (although experts think that gunshot fatalities will surpass car accident fatalities by 2015), so why are we going on about banning guns when we should be banning cars? We at The Gabbler were curious to see who […]
BABY HOST: (ˈbeɪbi hoʊst) A new term coined by Virginia senator Steve Martin for a pregnant woman, likely inspired by the film “Mars Attacks.” Related words: “prego,” “knocked up,” or simply “mother-to-be.”
SNOWBER: (snoʊ bər) The physical and psychological phenomenon that sets in when an extremely intoxicated individual suddenly discovers they’ve fallen into the cold embrace of a snowbank and with that realization, stands up sober, though mildly depressed. ”As a drunk and disoriented Max finished quoting the ‘Golden God’ scene from ‘Almost Famous,’ he slipped off the icy
SUPERBORE: Highly-anticipated sporting event that culminates the football season; in which one team greatly outscores the other until it gets so boring that no amount of seven-layer dip or Bruno Mars’ fancy footwork can keep you from changing the channel. Plus the commercials, like, weren’t even that good. ”That’s it – this Superbore is a total waste of my regular Sunday shows