THE GABBLER

presidential election

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2015

Jeb Bush Is Definitely Running for President. Here’s Why.

Memorial Day 2015 is over and that means only one thing: the November 2016 presidential election is basically here. Some claim that all candidates haven’t even announced themselves and that the official primary season doesn’t begin until the end of the year. But candidates are already crawling out of the woodwork and making their intentions known.

Monday, November 5th, 2012

Presidential Paradox

Monday, November 5th, 2012

To Vote or Not to Vote, That Is the Question

With the presidential election a mere 24 hours away, get out the vote drives are at full force, with volunteers begging voters (mainly in swing states) to go to the polls and vote for their preferred candidate....

Monday, October 22nd, 2012

In Wake of Shootings, US State Department Issues Travel Warning

The State Department has issued a travel warning for the United States, warning Americans that there may be increased danger for any Americans traveling from their private residences to any public place in the continental United States....

Friday, October 19th, 2012

Romney and Obama Get Schooled by Some Five Year Olds

The following letter was found in a pile of letters to Santa and God, but was addressed to former Governor Romney and President Obama instead. It appears to be from a class of kindergartners from Oak Bridge...

Wednesday, October 17th, 2012

Summary of the Debate: Mitt Romney’s Policies Don’t Hold Much Weight

Monday, October 8th, 2012

Obama Releases Statement Explaining Debate Performance

In a press statement today, President Obama revealed that his lackluster performance during last week’s debate was the result of a misunderstanding between his campaign staff and himself. The President said that, in the week prior to...