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Sunday, February 22nd, 2015

The U.S. and Saudi Arabia: An Affair to Remember

Friday, January 23rd, 2015

Slate of the Union

SLATE OF THE UNION (sleɪt ov ðə ˈyun yən): A yearly speech given by the president of the United States in which he pretends that with the new year comes a completely clean slate and once again, anything is possible. “My fellow Americans,...

Monday, January 19th, 2015

The Greatest Threat to Freedom of the Press

The greatest threat to the freedom of the press and expression doesn’t come from extremists — it comes from government itself. Leaders and dignitaries from across the world convened in Paris on Sunday in a show of...

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014

Repelling Child Refugees

  Recommended Reading: Guatemalans Aren’t Just Fleeing Gangs by Saul Elbein for the New Republic The Process Congress Wants to Use For Child Migrants is a Disaster by Dara Lind for Vox Arizona Politician Mistakes Bus Full of...

Friday, June 13th, 2014

Backfire in Iraq

As Iraq’s corrupt and unpopular government fails to maintain control of its violently fracturing territory, Obama is finding that the catastrophic consequences of our occupation will not be so conveniently expunged by the withdrawal of our soldiers...

Monday, November 4th, 2013

So You’re a Disillusioned Obama Supporter

The following pamphlet, written by the award-winning team that brought you “Chlamydia Is NOT a Flower,” was commissioned by a group of progressive think tanks. In an attempt to do some damage control for President Obama’s spiraling...

Monday, September 23rd, 2013

Obama Makes Diplomatic Progress

Wednesday, August 28th, 2013

Limited Strikes

LIMITED STRIKES: (ˈlɪmɪtɪd straɪks) When you bomb a country – but only a little! - and without actually “getting involved.” “Obama’s contemplating a retaliation against Syria for using chemical weapons, but have no fear, it’s only a limited strike. It won’t...

Monday, July 29th, 2013

We the People’s Dystopian Future

The following excerpt is from Johnny Savage’s first novel, We the People. Savage is the current Poet Laureate of the National Rifle Association and said he was inspired to write the novel after hearing about the possibility...

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