Thursday, June 5th, 2014
Former FBI director and famed snooper J. Edgar Hoover arose from his grave at the Congressional Cemetery in Washington, D.C. late yesterday morning, according to multiple eyewitnesses. Scientists have confirmed that this is the first instance of a human or other animal species coming back from the dead. Footage of Hoover pushing out of the
Friday, October 25th, 2013
The Gabbler searches for answers on why the launch of Healthcare.gov was characterized by dysfunction and ineptitude. And as it turns out, well, it all really makes sense.
Monday, July 29th, 2013
The following excerpt is from Johnny Savage’s first novel, We the People. Savage is the current Poet Laureate of the National Rifle Association and said he was inspired to write the novel after hearing about the possibility...