Thursday, June 5th, 2014
Former FBI director and famed snooper J. Edgar Hoover arose from his grave at the Congressional Cemetery in Washington, D.C. late yesterday morning, according to multiple eyewitnesses. Scientists have confirmed that this is the first instance of a human or other animal species coming back from the dead. Footage of Hoover pushing out of the
Monday, October 28th, 2013
MERK LURKER: ( mɛrk lɜrkɜr) A nickname coined by President Obama back in 2010 for NSA members whose jobs are to listen in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s phone calls. “What’s the Merk Lurker got for me today? That spaetzle recipe she...
Friday, October 25th, 2013
The Gabbler searches for answers on why the launch of Healthcare.gov was characterized by dysfunction and ineptitude. And as it turns out, well, it all really makes sense.
Monday, August 5th, 2013
After hearing about the Google search for “pressure cooker” and “backpack” that went terribly awry and resulted in an impromptu visit from the Feds, The Gabbler staff took the liberty of making a list of things that Americans should...
Monday, July 29th, 2013
The following excerpt is from Johnny Savage’s first novel, We the People. Savage is the current Poet Laureate of the National Rifle Association and said he was inspired to write the novel after hearing about the possibility...