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Monday, February 3rd, 2014


SUPERBORE: Highly-anticipated sporting event that culminates the football season; in which one team greatly outscores the other until it gets so boring that no amount of seven-layer dip or Bruno Mars’ fancy footwork can keep you from changing the channel. Plus the commercials, like, weren’t even that good. “That’s it – this Superbore is a total waste of my regular Sunday shows

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Falling in Love With Cupid: an Interview

Ah, Cupid. Our favorite Greek god of erotic love, desire, and affection. With Valentine’s Day (Or for us single ladies, Galentine’s Day – thank you, Leslie Knope!) quickly approaching,  we at The Gabbler thought it appropriate to...

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014


OVER-EMOJICAL: (oʊvər ɪˈmoʊdʒi kəl) excessive or abnormal use of of emoji on social media to convey emotion; worsened if the user has downloaded one or more Emoji apps. “Sarah, you posted 27 crying faces to my picture on Instagram. I get that...

Tuesday, January 7th, 2014

In Effort to Boost Approval Ratings, Congress Sends Entire U.S. Skywritten Apology

Taking a page out of actor Shia LaBeouf’s book, Congress has issued a statement of apology to the entire population of the United States in the form of a skywritten message, which read: “I AM SORRY AMERICA.”  Congress, which...

Wednesday, December 18th, 2013

The Elf Diaries

To many of us, Christmas elves are cheery little creatures with a great work ethic and an affinity for pointed shoes. That’s why when the The Gabbler received a copy of a manuscript for a new memoir,...

Thursday, December 12th, 2013

New “Smart” Jockstrap to Curb Sexism

A new product is in beta stage that aims to curb sexist remarks and actions against women – before they even start. Called the “Smart-Jock,” the device is an athletic supporter, or jockstrap, that men can wear...

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013

The End of An American Girl Era

For many of us, American Girl Dolls were staples of our childhood. Whether you preferred the spunky Revolutionary War-era Felicity Merriman, the brave Civil War-Era Addy Walker, the kind Swedish immigrant and Western settler Kirsten Larson, the lovely...

Monday, November 11th, 2013

Dear Mindy Kaling, Will You Be My Best Friend?

Let’s face it – a true best friend is hard to find, especially if you’re hoping to hit the jackpot and land a movie star BFF. While several of us at The Gabbler did audition for Paris...

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013


BOS-TOWNIE: (bɔs taʊni) A person from the greater Boston area who refuses to pronounce the letter “r,” credits the Red Sox with the defeat of terrorism, and generally embarrasses the normal residents of the city of Boston on a...

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