Friday, November 21st, 2014
In an interview with Joan Tarshis, a woman who has come forward to accuse Bill Cosby of rape 45 years ago, CNN reporter Den Lemon made a revolutionary statement: “You know, there are ways not to perform...
Wednesday, September 17th, 2014
This fall, high school seniors all over the country are hard-pressed to come up with a college admissions essay that isn’t cliched, tired, or just plain boring. As colleges get more competitive and diverse, suburban white kids...
Wednesday, August 13th, 2014
Actor and comedian Robin Williams passed away on Monday, at the age of 63. We at The Gabbler would like to take a moment to remember some of his funniest moments on screen, the stage, and elsewhere....
Friday, August 8th, 2014
WALREDWHITEANDBLUES: (wɔlrɛdwaɪtændbluz) The new official name for Walgreens due to their patriotic pride that caused the company give up a pretty sweet tax inversion to stay headquartered in the good ole US of A. “We’re more than...
Friday, July 25th, 2014
The following memo was sent to The Gabbler’s CEO. We’re currently in talks with Bible Biz to learn more about how finding religion can help us save more on our web hosting fees and boost ad revenue....
Thursday, June 5th, 2014
Former FBI director and famed snooper J. Edgar Hoover arose from his grave at the Congressional Cemetery in Washington, D.C. late yesterday morning, according to multiple eyewitnesses. Scientists have confirmed that this is the first instance of...
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