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Thursday, May 8th, 2014

Nothing But a Neighborhood Arms Race

The following National Rifle Association memo was accidentally forwarded to The Gabbler by Sarah Palin. (Thanks, Sarah!) It outlines why Georgia’s new law, the Safe Carry Protection Act – which allows people the right to carry guns in public buildings such as schools, churches, and restaurants – is an ideal model for gun laws throughout the United

Friday, April 18th, 2014

Cadvoracity

CADVORACITY: /kædvɔˈræsɪti/ The state of being physically, mentally, and emotionally unable to stop eating Cadbury Creme Eggs during the days leading up to and during Easter. “I stole Cadbury Cremes from my 5-year-old niece’s Easter basket – has my...

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

Which Psychotic Game of Thrones Character Are You?

Season 4 of the hit HBO television series, Game of Thrones, aired on Sunday night and broke records – over 6.6 million people tuned in to watch. Clearly, all this violence and torture really resonates with people!...

Friday, March 28th, 2014

Saying No to SEO: An Interview

Search Engine Optimization, or SEO, is a term that anyone who has created a website or written for a website is all too familiar with. SEO is the process of making a website more “visible” in search...

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

We (Heart) Bill!

Following the release of previously confidential documents from Bill Clinton’s presidential library last week that detailed efforts to make Hillary Clinton more likable during her time as First Lady, a slew of new documents from Hillary Clinton’s 2004 presidential campaign...

Wednesday, March 5th, 2014

Palin To Lead Task Force, Accompany Kerry On Trip To Ukraine

After the discovery that Alaska governor and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is indeed a foreign policy expert and may even possess psychic powers, the Obama administration has made a swift decision to enlist her help with...

Tuesday, February 25th, 2014

Baby Host

BABY HOST: (ˈbeɪbi hoʊst) A new term coined by Virginia senator Steve Martin for a pregnant woman, likely inspired by the film “Mars Attacks.” Related words: “prego,” “knocked up,” or simply “mother-to-be.”

Wednesday, February 19th, 2014

10 Buzzfeed Quizzes You Should Definitely Share on Social Media Today

Because everyone cares that your spirit shape is a hexagon.   1. Which granola bar are you? (Are you all earthy crunchy, or do you have a touch of sweetness?)   2. Which shade of grey are you,...

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

Happy Anniversary, Facebook!

Facebook turned 10 last week, and aside from everyone’s annoying “Look Back” videos, we at The Gabbler wanted to post a little something special for our favorite (hyper)social(ly awkward) network. The following anniversary card was reportedly mailed...

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