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Friday, September 13th, 2013

Diary Entry from George W. Bush Reveals that Obama’s Tuesday Night Speech Made Him Feel “Icky”

A new diary entry from former president George W. Bush revealed that President Obama’s speech on Tuesday rubbed him the wrong way, especially with regards to his frequent explicit imagery of dying Syrians to convey the severity of chemical weapons. While we at The Gabbler don’t like to publish secret diaries without the permission of their owners, it appears

Monday, September 2nd, 2013

The Gabbler Presents: Our Rejected Buzzfeed Submissions is the king of timely content that is presented almost exclusively in the form of lists that feature lots of oh-so-silly memes and .gifs, but when we at The Gabbler attempted to submit a few pretty...

Friday, August 16th, 2013

The Grammar Nazi Nearly Corrects Us to Death

When The Gabbler sat down with The Grammar Nazi this week, we expected to learn a lot about grammar, and we hoped to find out why people insist on calling him a name with such a negative, horrific connotation....

Friday, August 2nd, 2013

Confessions of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl

The following  journal entry is an excerpt from Laurie Penny’s forthcoming memoir, Confessions of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Penny recently divulged her status as an MPDG in an article  for The New Statesmen. Since then, she’s...

Friday, July 26th, 2013

Hashtag: #An #Interview

 The hashtag is everywhere in social media, but who is he, really? How did he come to fame? The Gabbler met with Hash (as he now prefers to go by), to talk about his rise to fame,...

Friday, July 19th, 2013

That Gossipy Media and an All-Female Jury: an Analysis of the Zimmerman Verdict

Over a year ago, 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was shot dead by George Zimmerman, an act that reverberated across the nation. In order to better measure the public reaction, The Gabbler asked two average American citizens to share their opinions  on what...

Wednesday, July 17th, 2013


B37-ed: (bi ˈθɜrti ˈsɛvənθ) To be forced to deal with an obnoxious, ignorant, and gossipy person against your will, usually in a professional, medical, or courtroom setting. Origin: Juror B37’s douchy antics in the Zimmerman trial. “How was your day, dear?” “Awful....

Friday, July 5th, 2013

Man Made of Money is Now On Welfare and Missing 4 Toes

Whether you were begging for Life Size Wedding Barbie in Toys R Us, or asking for a sunshine yellow Hummer H3 for your sweet sixteen, we’ve all heard our parents say: “Whadduhya think, I’m made of money?!”...

Monday, June 24th, 2013


TWINKLY: (twɪŋkli) A feeling of sheer delight; pure, unadulterated happiness. Origin: The reaction of Americans in response to learning that their favorite pre-packaged sugary treats, Twinkies, will return on July 15, 2013. “You seem so happy!” “I...

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