THE GABBLER

September 2nd, 2013
The Gabbler Presents: Our Rejected Buzzfeed Submissions

Buzzfeed.com is the king of timely content that is presented almost exclusively in the form of lists that feature lots of oh-so-silly memes and .gifs, but when we at The Gabbler attempted to submit a few pretty crazy lists of our own, they were surprisingly rejected. So we’re posting them here now:

9 Atrocities That Were Happening Around The World While We Freaked Out About Miley Cyrus

10 Reasons To Intervene In Syria, And 10 More Not To

16 Reasons Student Loans Will Lead To Violent Revolution

25 Ways That The Government Is Watching Your Every Move

11 New Legislations That Seek To Further Revoke The Rights Of Women Across The US

37 Places Around The World With Active Ecological Disasters

6 Reasons Why Chemical Weapons Are Pretty Much The Most Horrible Thing Ever

2,054 Species Of Animals That Are Near Extinction (Cute GIFs Included)

17 Reasons Why The US Is In So Much Debt

 

We understand completely, though! We’re not sore losers. Buzzfeed really should prioritize the lists its editors view as most important, such as these recent posts:

13 Iconic ‘90’s Cartoon Character Outfits Recreated

51 Reasons to Crave a Mint-Themed Wedding

14 Magical Rounds of Harry Potter “F#@k, Marry, Kill”

11 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Married Before

The 17 DOS And DONTS of Awesome Tailgating

The 32 Most Iconic Eyerolls of All Time

The 10 Most Hated Lesbian and Bi Characters

24 Hungry Animals Who Skipped Lunch

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