Buzzfeed.com is the king of timely content that is presented almost exclusively in the form of lists that feature lots of oh-so-silly memes and .gifs, but when we at The Gabbler attempted to submit a few pretty crazy lists of our own, they were surprisingly rejected. So we’re posting them here now:
9 Atrocities That Were Happening Around The World While We Freaked Out About Miley Cyrus
10 Reasons To Intervene In Syria, And 10 More Not To
16 Reasons Student Loans Will Lead To Violent Revolution
25 Ways That The Government Is Watching Your Every Move
11 New Legislations That Seek To Further Revoke The Rights Of Women Across The US
37 Places Around The World With Active Ecological Disasters
6 Reasons Why Chemical Weapons Are Pretty Much The Most Horrible Thing Ever
2,054 Species Of Animals That Are Near Extinction (Cute GIFs Included)
17 Reasons Why The US Is In So Much Debt
We understand completely, though! We’re not sore losers. Buzzfeed really should prioritize the lists its editors view as most important, such as these recent posts:
13 Iconic ‘90’s Cartoon Character Outfits Recreated
51 Reasons to Crave a Mint-Themed Wedding
14 Magical Rounds of Harry Potter “F#@k, Marry, Kill”
11 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Married Before
The 17 DOS And DONTS of Awesome Tailgating
The 32 Most Iconic Eyerolls of All Time