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Friday, August 24th, 2012

Lady-Land: A City Designed With Women in Mind

  When The Guardian, ABC News, Huffington Post, Business Insider, and dozens of other publications mistakenly published articles all stating that Saudi Arabia had plans to build a women-only city, they really got a lot of women’s hopes up. At least, that’s what Bill Koch, billionaire and twin brother of famed conservative David Koch, believes.

Friday, August 17th, 2012

Living Under a Rock: Literally

  When a subterranean Islamic sect of over 70 people was discovered in Russia last week, more than 20 children were taken into government custody on the grounds of child abuse and neglect. One 13-year-old boy kept...

Monday, August 13th, 2012

Komen CEO Resigns; Several Candidates Offer to Step Up

  After Susan G. Komen for the Cure’s founder and chief executive officer, Nancy Brinker, announced her resignation on Wednesday, questions have been swirling like a loose pink ribbon on a windy day. In a statement to...

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

For Rover, 'Love is Space and Time'

  When a small piece of metal fell from the sky and struck one of the Gabbler editors on her way to work, she cried out in pain before realizing that it was a small thumbdrive. When...

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

Blockblister, Romney Hoodie, Rover

  Blockblister: (blɒkˈblɪstər)   A successful movie franchise  that was once good, but the studio didn’t know when to quit, so now the movie totally sucks. “They’re making a Bourne Identity Four? Without Matt Damon? That’s worse than...

Thursday, August 2nd, 2012

Obama, Romney Hospitalized for Identity Disorder

  Within minutes of each other, both President Barack Obama and his challenger, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, were taken via ambulance to be admitted to the psychiatric ward of St. Elizabeth’s Hospital in Washington, D.C....

Friday, July 27th, 2012

What's in a Sport: Chess and Skateboarding Weigh in on IOC Regulations

  On the eve of the Opening Ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, two leisure activities, Skateboarding and Chess, have expressed to The Gabbler their desire to speak out against what they believe are the...

Wednesday, July 18th, 2012

My Name is Iran and I Have a Drinking Problem

  After discovering that Iran has finally come to terms with its drinking problem, The Gabbler’s Lisa DeBenedictis sat down with the country for a very sobering interview. Lisa DeBenedictis: Thanks for meeting with The Gabbler, Iran....

Thursday, July 12th, 2012

For Katie Holmes, Marriage Became a 'Mission Impossible'

After filing for divorce from actor Tom Cruise last week, Katie Holmes has finally broken her silence on her reasons for ending her five year marriage. “He wanted me to be something I’m not,” said the former...

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