August 7th, 2012
Blockblister, Romney Hoodie, Rover

Blockblister: (blɒkˈblɪstər)   A successful movie franchise  that was once good, but the studio didn’t know when to quit, so now the movie totally sucks. “They’re making a Bourne Identity Four? Without Matt Damon? That’s worse than that advertisement for ‘Now That’s What I Call Music, 47.’ God, that’ll be one hell of a blockblister.”

Romney Hoodie: (rɒm’ni ˈhʊdi)  A figurative statement of support for Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, which was coined following President Obama’s August 6th speech which declared that Romney’s tax plan was a way to take more money from the middle class and give it to the rich, making it a reverse Robin Hood, or “Romney Hood.” “I don’t care if he’s got a creepy smile, zero charm and doesn’t drink caffeine: I’m still rockin’ the Romney Hoodie!”

Rover: (ˈroʊvər) A euphemism for the male genitalia that was inspired by the August 5th landing of a plutonium-powered rover on Mars, and seems to have been taken up by men with an affinity for Star Trek and pocket protectors. “Hey Pete, I heard Maria said ‘Hi’ to you in the cafeteria! Did your Rover make contact!?” “No, but I did successfully pass her the milk without letting her see my erection!”