Tuesday, July 10th, 2012
CHIAA (Chiə): A new Twitter Trend started by Katie Holmes following her recent split from Tom Cruise. CHIAA is an acroynm for “Can’t Have It All, Anyway,” and was inspired by writer Anne-Marie Slaughter’s popular article titled,“Why Women Still Can’t Have it All.” The trend has taken the nation by storm and appears to be
Thursday, July 5th, 2012
Recently, the gang at The Gabbler decided it wasn’t fair that one of their favorite American novelists, Thomas Pynchon, wouldn’t sit for an interview. I mean, who doesn’t want to be interviewed? Who doesn’t want to spill their secrets?...
Thursday, June 28th, 2012
The following is an excerpt from the debut book of poetry “Inner Paradise, Lost and Found” from the rapper, songwriter, actor, and record producer Marshall Mathers (often referred to by his stage name, Eminem). In a recent...
Tuesday, June 26th, 2012
This week, the Canadian Border Services Agency (CBSA) announced its plans to install high-definition listening equipmentin airports across the country.The planted cameras and microphones are designed to pick up and record traveler and even employee conversations. The...
Friday, June 22nd, 2012
The following interview is the first of its kind. After France’s First Lady, Valérie Trierweiler, was widely criticized for a recent tweet that many believed was a jab at President Hollande’s ex-wife, Ségolène Royal, Trierweiler ultimately apologized for...
Monday, June 18th, 2012
For many people, faint buzzing in your ears means that someone, somewhere, is talking about you. In reality, it means that someone is listening. In an all new exclusive interview, Gabbler gets the inside scoop on the...
Thursday, June 14th, 2012
Zombish: (ˈzɒmb,ɪʃ) 1. The language spoken by zombies. “What do you want for breakfast, hun!?” “Blehh-meh-arghhhhh! It’s 6 a.m., Mom!” “What are you speaking, exactly? Zombish?” 2. Resembling or exhibiting qualities of a zombie. Don’t wear that...
Thursday, June 7th, 2012
Early this week, The Gabbler intercepted a 9-1-1 call from Vice President Joe Biden, which has been transcribed below. In the 7:00 AM call, Biden appears panicked and scared about an altercation with a zombie – until...