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Wednesday, October 17th, 2012

Obama And Romney Debate About Absolutely Nothing

  Just a few hours before presidential candidates took the stage in Long Island at Hofstra University for the second of three debates, President Barack Obama and his opponent, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, agreed to meet with The Gabbler for a quick pre-debate to warm up before the night commenced.  The Gabbler: Thank

Wednesday, October 17th, 2012

Summary of the Debate: Mitt Romney’s Policies Don’t Hold Much Weight

Friday, October 12th, 2012

Don’t Worry, Ryan's Got This

The following list was leaked to The Gabbler just after last night’s vice presidential debate. Our source says that the document was found amongst Paul Ryan’s debate prep materials and appears to be a list of his...

Monday, October 8th, 2012

Obama Releases Statement Explaining Debate Performance

In a press statement today, President Obama revealed that his lackluster performance during last week’s debate was the result of a misunderstanding between his campaign staff and himself. The President said that, in the week prior to...

Monday, October 1st, 2012

As Debates Quickly Approach, Candidates Prep Intensely

  With the first presidential debate slated for Wednesday, October 3rd, President Barack Obama and his opponent, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, have been preparing extensively. Many political analysts and Democratic party members insist that for...

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

Romney Gets Down with Brown

  During a recent appearance on Univision’s “Meet the Candidate” Mitt Romney appeared markedly tanner than previous campaign events, prompting accusations that he had appeared in brownface in order to connect more with Latino voters. The following...

Friday, September 21st, 2012

Why Occupy Failed (But Happy Anniversary, Anyway!)

This week marked the one year anniversary of the Occupy Wall Street protests, which began in New York City, and later spawning the Occupy Movement around the world. To mark the occasion, The Gabbler asked two Americans—a...

Monday, September 10th, 2012

DNC: Behind Every Great Man is an Even Greater Woman (Or So They Claim)

As the political pundits and economic experts of CBS News, the Washington Post, the Daily Beast and countless other publications carefully confirmed or denied the many assertions made in last week’s Democratic National Convention, The Gabbler investigative...

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

Ask Me Anything with the Veep

The following thread appears to be Vice President Joe Biden’s attempt at a Reddit thread, in imitation of President Obama’s recent use of the Reddit Ask Me Anything forum to reach out to constituents. However, this particular...

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