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Monday, December 31st, 2012

A New Year, a New President

The following list was found on the desk of the Oval Office and appears to be President Obama’s personal New Year’s Resolutions. Several relate to his family and personal life, but many are related to his duties as president and reflect his agenda in the coming months.   -QUIT SMOKING (I think I can, I

Friday, December 28th, 2012

Fiscal Metaphors

Wednesday, December 19th, 2012

Amended Second Amendment

Wednesday, December 19th, 2012

NRA Attempts to Release Statement, Resulting Only in Awkward Pauses, Vomit

  In the wake of the horrific tragedy of the school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School last Friday, the National Rifle Association (NRA) was scheduled to finally release a statement on Tuesday. Unfortunately, at the press...

Monday, December 17th, 2012

A Letter to America in Response to the Sandy Hook Shootings

Dear America, We get it, you know. We know that things are rough, what with the global economy and the fiscal cliff and partisanship and all those big, important words and numbers that never quite add up....

Friday, November 30th, 2012

Mired By Competing Fiscal Disaster Metaphors, Lawmakers Unable to Proceed with Budget Negotiations

  As the Bush tax breaks set to expire and the $1.2 trillion sequester of automatic across-the-board cuts hedge closer in December, Congressional leaders have decided to delay all budget negotiations until a bipartisan compromise can be...

Monday, November 19th, 2012

Republican Turkey Grapples with Being Pardoned by President Obama

The following autobiographical essay was sent to The Gabbler by Liberty, the turkey pardoned last year by President Obama. After receiving the pardon, Liberty was sent to live out the rest of his natural life on Mount...

Friday, November 16th, 2012

Petraeus: Moral Outrage

Friday, November 9th, 2012

GOP Slams Women and Minorities For Reelecting Obama

  Barack Obama was reelected as the President of the United States of America late Tuesday night, and political analysts and pundits have been avidly discussing that what really steered Obama to victory was the support of...

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