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Monday, July 29th, 2013

We the People’s Dystopian Future

The following excerpt is from Johnny Savage’s first novel, We the People. Savage is the current Poet Laureate of the National Rifle Association and said he was inspired to write the novel after hearing about the possibility of renewing the ban on assault weapons. We the People is set in the near-future, in a dystopian

Wednesday, June 26th, 2013

Women in Military Continue to Insist on Being Raped, Pentagon Insider Says

A Pentagon employee recently spoke to the Gabbler on the condition of anonymity, saying that despite its best efforts, women in the military continue to insist on being raped and reporting it to their superiors. His main...

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

Congress Admits Its Own Impotency, Seeks Viagra Prescription

As the debate over the new immigration reform bill begins this week, Congress faces increased pressure to perform. In order to do so, Congress has admitted that it is going to seek a little extra help – in...

Monday, March 4th, 2013

The Founding Fathers and the Great Tradition of American Bickering

Since 2009, the Tea Party Movement has been harkening back to our revered Founding Fathers, holding them up as men who fought to create an evangelical Christian nation with a small central government. Meanwhile, liberals have been...

Friday, February 22nd, 2013

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Unchecked Executive Power

Monday, February 18th, 2013

Political Lobby Group behind Filibuster of Hagel Nomination Revealed

A new political lobby group, with the working name Boo, You Whore!, has come forward to take credit for the Republican Senators’ filibuster of Chuck Hagel’s Secretary of Defense nomination this past Thursday. The nomination is currently...

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013

Congress, Kafka, and the Cockroach

After Public Policy Polling released a study in which Americans rated cockroaches above Congress, it really got us at The Gabbler thinking. Sure, Congress has its share of lies, lethargy and sex scandals, but who doesn’t? And are cockroaches really...

Friday, February 1st, 2013


Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Afghanistan Reconstruction

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