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Monday, April 30th, 2012

Huntsman Recants Earlier Comments Comparing the GOP to Chinese Communist Party

Former GOP candidate Jon Huntsman released a video today from an undisclosed location, taking back comments he made to a reporter during an appearance at Manhattan’s 92nd Street Y in which he compared the current GOP party to China’s Communist Party. Although Huntsman had already claimed that these comments were taken out of context, the

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Upping her Street Cred, Sarah Palin Gets Fresh with Maureen Dowd

After feigning disinterest and complete oblivion to the matter for four years, Sarah Palin finally decides to confront NYT Columnist Maureen Dowd in an Open Letter to the Editor, addressing Dowd’s various public attacks on her since...

Friday, April 20th, 2012

Romney Granddog Shits on Obesity, Electoral Process and the Carpet

In a much anticipated interview, The Gabbler sits down to speak with Maximillian Romney, granddog of famed Romney family dog, Seamus. Q: Thanks so much for agreeing to meet with us, Mr. Romney. I know that you’ve avoided...

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

FBI Launches Investigation into New Terrorist Activities

Today, in a press conference held at FBI headquarters, FBI director Robert Mueller announced that the FBI is launching a large-scale investigation into the April 19th series of bird strikes, which affected three separate planes, including one...

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Romney Announces VP Pick

This morning at a press conference held on the courthouse steps of Holland, Ohio, Romney announced that he has selected Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher as his vice-presidential running mate. The move came as a shock to...

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