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Monday, September 3rd, 2012

Rick Santorum Disappointed by His Inability to Cure Gays at the RNC

In a recent interview with The Gabbler, once presidential hopeful Rick Santorum said that his “greatest disappointment” at last week’s Republican National Convention was being unable to successfully sign up members of the Log Cabin Republicans, a group of fiscal conservatives who also support LGBTQ issues, for conversion therapy, a form of therapy that claims

Monday, August 27th, 2012

Hoping to Increase Black Support, Romney Releases New Campaign Video

  After a recent NBC and Wall Street Journal poll reported that zero percent of African Americans support Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a spokesman for the Romney campaign has told The Gabbler that Romney plans to...

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Mitt the Diplomat: Palestine

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

Media Reacts to Notorious Joe Biden Fart Gaffe

Political pundits have spent the weekend debating the potential repercussions of the Biden fart gaffe that occurred this past Friday night while Vice President Joe Biden was enjoying a romantic dinner with his wife, Dr. Jill Biden,...

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

Romney Medicaid Reform Proposes Replacing Existing Program with P90X Vouchers

During a fundraiser held yesterday in Birmingham, AL, GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney unveiled his latest Medicaid reform plan, created in conjunction with his new vice presidential running mate, Paul Ryan. The plan would combine Ryan’s Medicare...

Thursday, August 9th, 2012

Texas to Seek Death Penalty in Case Against Juvenile Offender

In a press conference held today at the Dallas County Courthouse, Dallas District Attorney Craig Watkins announced that he would be seeking the death penalty in the upcoming murder trial of ten-year-old José Rodriguez. The announcement comes...

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Jesus's Commies on a Bus Take on the Right Wing

The Nuns on the Bus, a group of nuns lobbying against the Republican Path to Prosperity budget proposal, has been making quite a splash in the media lately. The Gabbler’s Jessica Pierce had the chance to sit...

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

Former US Citizens Form Lobby Group to Regain Right to Vote

In a press conference held today outside his Singapore residence, Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin announced the formation of a new special interest group, Former Americans for Voting Rights (FAVR). The group was formed by several former American...

Monday, July 16th, 2012

Chief Justice Roberts Reveals 'Olive Garden' Conflict Behind Supreme Court Healthcare Decision

In an unprecedented attempt to create more transparency in the United States Supreme Court, Chief Justice John Roberts has announced that he will publish a book of essays explaining some of his major rulings while serving on...

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