Monday, April 22nd, 2013
Last Friday, many Americans woke to learn the identity of the alleged Boston Marathon bombers—the Tsarnaev brothers, of Chechen descent. Unfortunately, Chechnya, an obscure Russian region, proved to stretch the bounds of American geographical knowledge and many took to Twitter condemning the Czech Republic and suggesting that the United States invade this central European nation,
Tuesday, April 16th, 2013
When The Gabbler contacted Sophia Richardson, a young editorial assistant at a boutique publishing house in New York City, we hoped for a juicy discussion about the love life of a single woman in an urban setting....
Friday, April 12th, 2013
Today at a press conference held at his Little Silver, New Jersey home, former Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice, who was recently fired after ESPN aired a video of him verbally and physically abusing players, announced that...
Thursday, April 11th, 2013
RICE JOKE (raɪs dʒoʊk): A joke made using a homophobic slur and physical violence. “Dude, you just called me a fucking faggot and threw a basketball at my head. Not cool.” “No, man, don’t you get it? It...
Thursday, April 4th, 2013
A bomb threat called into the San Marco Ristorante of Hauppauge, Long Island today, interrupting the baby shower of Mrs. Dina D’Angelo, was later revealed as a hoax by investigators. The threat was called into the restaurant...
Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
The following personal essay describes the journey of Jen Burgess, a young New Jersey woman, as she navigates through a variety of American subcultures. From punk to hipster to survivalist, Jen unsuccessfully tries to find herself and...
Monday, March 4th, 2013
Since 2009, the Tea Party Movement has been harkening back to our revered Founding Fathers, holding them up as men who fought to create an evangelical Christian nation with a small central government. Meanwhile, liberals have been...
Monday, February 25th, 2013
As America spends the day discussing the winners of last night’s Academy Awards, some are already looking forward to next year’s show. In fact, the leader of the team of bandits that recently managed to steal over...
Monday, February 18th, 2013
A new political lobby group, with the working name Boo, You Whore!, has come forward to take credit for the Republican Senators’ filibuster of Chuck Hagel’s Secretary of Defense nomination this past Thursday. The nomination is currently...
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