Wednesday, January 1st, 2014
New Year’s Revolution: A New Year’s resolution to completely overhaul all aspects of your sad, sad life. Usually abandoned by January 15th. This year I’m going to get in shape, find my dream job, meet my soul mate, and move into an apartment with actual closet space. I’m having a New Year’s Revolution.
Monday, December 30th, 2013
The following news bulletin was posted on the website for the group First Amendmenters for Free Speech and Justice (FAFSJ), an organization devoted to the protection of free speech. This group was formed in response to the...
Tuesday, December 10th, 2013
This Christmas seasons, millions of adorable couples will express their love through thoughtful, romantic gifts. Unfortunately, though, some will fail miserably. As an example, The Gabbler presents to you the following email, forwarded to us by a girl...
Monday, December 2nd, 2013
Amazon Attachment Disorder: the inability to log off of Amazon out of fear of missing a good 10 minute lightning deal. It’s a pretty serious case of Amazon Attachment Disorder. She just canceled our anniversary so she could stay at...
Wednesday, November 20th, 2013
Yesterday, the non-profit Americans Seeking Newsworthy Truth launched the free course “Bringing the Shock: How to Inspire Americans to Anger.” The course is aimed at “bringing honesty back to American journalism by exposing the rage-inducing truth.” “Too...
Friday, November 15th, 2013
We’re only two weeks away from Black Friday, a holiday that celebrates American consumerism by convincing people to ditch their family’s Thanksgiving dinners in favor of saving money on HDTVs, iPhones, and designer clothes. While there have...
Monday, November 4th, 2013
The following pamphlet, written by the award-winning team that brought you “Chlamydia Is NOT a Flower,” was commissioned by a group of progressive think tanks. In an attempt to do some damage control for President Obama’s spiraling...
Wednesday, October 30th, 2013
The whole internet is buzzing with the latest casting news for the highly anticipated movie version of Fifty Shades of Grey. So The Gabbler decided to go behind the scenes and interview the book behind the craze....
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