Lately, Facebook newsfeeds have been blowing up with Upworthy and Viral Nova posts. These posts mainly consist of videos that inject the viewer with a nice shot of happiness or optimism that tends to wear off in a few minutes. In an attempt to help with this trend, The Gabbler has created a list of headline ideas that we’re thinking would do fairly well on either website. Shockingly, this list took about five minutes to come up with, given how well-thought out, provocative, and in depth these pieces tend to be on Upworthy and Viral Nova.
-This Corporate Commercial Made in the Hopes of Using Emotion to Drive a Viral Campaign Will Change Your Worldview for At Least 5 Minutes. Or Will It?
-Watch a Turnip Tell You All About Carrot Privilege. It Will Challenge Everything You Ever Believed About Root Vegetables.
-Have a General World View About a Population Subgroup that I Don’t Agree With? This Chart Will Prove You Wrong Unless You Understand Statistics.
-Look At How Touched These Women Are to Realize That They Finally Lived Up to Society’s Beauty Standards.
-This Vlog of an Outraged Person Will Support Everything You Already Believed About Feminism.
-I Used to Not Seize the Day. Then I Watched This Video About How Short Life Is and Thought About It for A While.
-This Story About Someone Dying from Cancer Will Teach You Everything You Ever Needed to Know About Writing a Viral Headline.
-A Spoken Word Poet Saying Things Very Passionately Sums Up Everything You Ever Believed About That Issue You’re Always Championing.
-You Have to See This Person Who Stereotypically Should Be Opposed to Women’s/LGBT/Black Rights Defend Them. It’ll Change How You View the World.
-These Women Have Been Through Something Terrifying and Horrific. We Decided to Share It to Get More Page Views.
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