THE GABBLER

December 2nd, 2013
Amazon Attachment Disorder

Amazon Attachment Disorder: the inability to log off of Amazon out of fear of missing a good 10 minute lightning deal.  It’s a pretty serious case of Amazon Attachment Disorder. She just canceled our anniversary so she could stay at home and maybe save 61% on a Fisher Price stuffed dog and she doesn’t even know anyone under the age of 25.

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