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Tuesday, June 26th, 2012

Canadian Airports Will Spy On You, Respectfully

This week, the Canadian Border Services Agency (CBSA) announced its plans to install high-definition listening equipmentin airports across the country.The planted cameras and microphones are designed to pick up and record traveler and even employee conversations. The initiative is part of a larger effort on the part of the Canadian government to crack down on

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

Clinton Campaigns for Romney at Obama Fundraising Event

Yesterday, during a Barack Obama fundraising gala held at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City, Bill Clinton gave a speech in which he highlighted all of Republican nominee Mitt Romney’s advantages over President Obama. Clinton, who...

Monday, May 14th, 2012

First Child Raised Using Attachment Parenting to Graduate from College in July

Donald Lakeman, the first child reared using the then-revolutionary technique of attachment parenting, will receive his bachelor’s degree in psychology from the University of Phoenix in July at the age 47. Attachment parenting, which recently made headlines...

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Huntsman Recants Earlier Comments Comparing the GOP to Chinese Communist Party

Former GOP candidate Jon Huntsman released a video today from an undisclosed location, taking back comments he made to a reporter during an appearance at Manhattan’s 92nd Street Y in which he compared the current GOP party...

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Hilary Rosen, Ann Romney Compete in the First Annual Mom Triathlon

This weekend Hilary Rosen and Ann Romney, along with a dozen other women, competed in the first annual Mom Triathlon held in New York City and sponsored by Mom Blog Magazine, a major mom blogging industry publication....

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

FBI Launches Investigation into New Terrorist Activities

Today, in a press conference held at FBI headquarters, FBI director Robert Mueller announced that the FBI is launching a large-scale investigation into the April 19th series of bird strikes, which affected three separate planes, including one...

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Romney Announces VP Pick

This morning at a press conference held on the courthouse steps of Holland, Ohio, Romney announced that he has selected Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher as his vice-presidential running mate. The move came as a shock to...

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