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Wednesday, November 20th, 2013
Yesterday, the non-profit Americans Seeking Newsworthy Truth launched the free course “Bringing the Shock: How to Inspire Americans to Anger.” The course is aimed at “bringing honesty back to American journalism by exposing the rage-inducing truth.” “Too long our online media has been driven by ‘facts’ that don’t get to the true heart of a
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013
After the first day of the government shutdown, Democrats and Republicans in the House of Representatives agreed on a compromise to refund the federal government by repealing Obamacare, but allowing the Affordable Care Act to be implemented...
Friday, September 27th, 2013
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor reportedly took four unidentified senators to dinner last night at a Washington D.C. area haute cuisine French hotspot, Marcel’s, in order to convince the senators of the need to cut food stamps....
Thursday, September 12th, 2013
Faced with faltering domestic and international support for military action in Syria, but fearing a loss of credibility, the U.S. has agreed to let diplomacy fail for a little longer. A new Russian-sponsored plan calls for the...
Wednesday, September 4th, 2013
An internal memo leaked to The Gabbler and written by Scott Brown to an anonymous campaign manager revealed that the true intention behind his recent campaign stops was to get a reality show. In recent weeks, experts...
Wednesday, June 26th, 2013
A Pentagon employee recently spoke to the Gabbler on the condition of anonymity, saying that despite its best efforts, women in the military continue to insist on being raped and reporting it to their superiors. His main...
Friday, June 21st, 2013
The world came crashing down for Cap’n Crunch fans earlier this week when it was discovered that he’s been lying about his “captain” status for years (Crunch has three gold bands on his shirt, meaning that he...
Wednesday, May 29th, 2013
Today, Yahoo spokeswoman Sara Gorman met with an anonymous, disgruntled Tumblr user to record a podcast discussing the recent $1.1 billion purchase of the blogging platform by Yahoo, in an attempt to assuage Tumblr user concerns over...
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