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Wednesday, November 21st, 2012
As Hostess continues to negotiate with its Bakers Union, production of its famous baked goods remains at a standstill, and many Americans have entered crisis mode. With its prices skyrocketing and grocery stores, markets, and corner marts selling out of such beloved treats as Ding Dongs, Fruit Pies and of course, Twinkies, some citizens have
Monday, October 22nd, 2012
The State Department has issued a travel warning for the United States, warning Americans that there may be increased danger for any Americans traveling from their private residences to any public place in the continental United States....
Monday, October 8th, 2012
In a press statement today, President Obama revealed that his lackluster performance during last week’s debate was the result of a misunderstanding between his campaign staff and himself. The President said that, in the week prior to...
Monday, September 17th, 2012
After several Iranian reports indicated that a Muslim religious foundation has recently increased the reward for killing famed British writer Salman Rushdie from $2.8 million to $3.3 million, the staff of The Gabbler were a bit...
Monday, September 10th, 2012
As the political pundits and economic experts of CBS News, the Washington Post, the Daily Beast and countless other publications carefully confirmed or denied the many assertions made in last week’s Democratic National Convention, The Gabbler investigative...
Monday, September 3rd, 2012
In a recent interview with The Gabbler, once presidential hopeful Rick Santorum said that his “greatest disappointment” at last week’s Republican National Convention was being unable to successfully sign up members of the Log Cabin Republicans, a...
Monday, August 27th, 2012
After a recent NBC and Wall Street Journal poll reported that zero percent of African Americans support Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a spokesman for the Romney campaign has told The Gabbler that Romney plans to...
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