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Friday, September 7th, 2012

Inside the Inside: A Critique of Le Critique

When writer and critic William Giraldi published a negative review in the New York Times Book Review about writer Alix Ohlin’s latest novel, Inside, and set of short stories “Signs and Wonders,” Giraldi received a lot of tsk, tsk’s from fellow critics, journalists and of course, Twitterers. (Tweeters? Twits? Twats?) The one person who has

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

Ask Me Anything with the Veep

The following thread appears to be Vice President Joe Biden’s attempt at a Reddit thread, in imitation of President Obama’s recent use of the Reddit Ask Me Anything forum to reach out to constituents. However, this particular...

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

Donald's Canceled Trump Card

The following speech was scheduled to be given by Donald Trump at the Republican National Convention. Unfortunately, Trump’s speech was canceled as part of scheduling changes made due to the threat of Tropical Storm Isaac. In his...

Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

Vatileaks 2.0 (As Translated by the Jersey Shore's Vinny)

  The Gabbler received the following letter, along with an explanatory note, via courier on Monday morning. Both were written in Italian. Luckily, friend of The Gabbler Vinny Guadagnino, of Jersey Shore fame, was able to produce...

Friday, August 10th, 2012

Miley and Liam's True Love Timeline

The timeline below was discovered on a webpage, still under construction, that is thought to be the wedding website of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. The timeline outlines their lives, separately and together, leading up to their...

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

For Rover, 'Love is Space and Time'

  When a small piece of metal fell from the sky and struck one of the Gabbler editors on her way to work, she cried out in pain before realizing that it was a small thumbdrive. When...

Monday, July 23rd, 2012

To Whom It May Concern, Fuck You and Please Employ Me

The following cover letter was sent to a corporation that wishes to remain anonymous. The letter was from a young college graduate who had previously applied for the position of Office Manager/Executive Assistant to the CEO. As...

Monday, July 16th, 2012

Chief Justice Roberts Reveals 'Olive Garden' Conflict Behind Supreme Court Healthcare Decision

In an unprecedented attempt to create more transparency in the United States Supreme Court, Chief Justice John Roberts has announced that he will publish a book of essays explaining some of his major rulings while serving on...

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012

On Independence Day, Six Reasons for Loving Lady Liberty

The following letter was received by the White House today via special courier. It was addressed to “Lady Liberty” and was found inside a birthday card with a crisp ten dollar bill. There was no return address,...

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