Documents acquired, hacked, and forged.
Monday, June 25th, 2012
The following is a WikiHow page on “How to Be a Reality Star” which was recently removed by site administrators due to its inappropriate content. The article was initially written by Tila Tequila, of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila fame. No known edits have been made to her original version. Steps 1.)
Thursday, June 21st, 2012
The following email was sent from Philip Seymour Hoffman’s private gmail account to Andrew Garfield. The two recently starred in the Broadway revival of Death of a Salesman. While both received Tony nominations for their roles as...
Thursday, June 7th, 2012
Early this week, The Gabbler intercepted a 9-1-1 call from Vice President Joe Biden, which has been transcribed below. In the 7:00 AM call, Biden appears panicked and scared about an altercation with a zombie – until...
Thursday, May 31st, 2012
The following is the uncovered Ok Cupid profile of Nephi Jessup, a Fundamentalist Mormon currently on trial for Felony Polygamy. Jessup was arrested this past February by police at his Hildale, Utah residence where he lives with...
Tuesday, April 17th, 2012
After a long and draining few months filled with “intense therapy sessions and WAY too many McFlurries,” McDonald’s has finally come forward and filed sexual harassment charges against Burger King. The corporation has attributed much of its...