KK: Hey baby! Did U decide if U’ll come to the Corispondent’s Dinner w/ me? :)
KW: Hey gurl. You know I wanna go, baby, but I just can’t bear 2 look him in the face.
KK: HUN! I’m sure he didn’t mean it!
KW: U know, it’s just SO frustrating. I get his vision, he gets mine. We are both leaders, creators, innovators. I ask myself every day what I can do to make a difference, and he’s out there doing it, too. Together, we’d B unstoppable.
KK: Well babe, he’s not all that’s he’s cracked up 2 b. I really think that many of us looked 2 him as like, the end all be all after W, but it’s like, he’s just a person. He can’t fix all our problems. The GOP fights him @ every turn. Plus, he’s been fiskally irresponsible. Like, Y offer all these federal assistance programs if U don’t have the $? Kourtney and I were talking about it, and at least Mitt seems 2 have HIS finances in order… ;)
KW: He’s a visionary. It’s not his fault. Romney’s a BITCH. Who does that to their own dog??
KK: That’s true. I tots forgot about that. Anyway, plz come! I got another new free dress and everything, and U will meet him and he will LOVE U and both of U can forget about the stupid TSwift/VMA’s fiasco. Plus, U can finally give him those sneakers U designed 4 him!
KW: No, I’m too embarassed. I thought he was my boy, and then he called me out to the ATLANTIC? That shit is legit. Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote for that shit. Come on. O KNOWS I get inspired from Longfellow. WTF.
KK: Well, he did call U “talented” in that interview, 2!
KW: Psh. He probably just felt bad 4 me. He probably hasn’t even listened to my new tracks on “Watch the Throne.”
KK: Of course he has! He loves Jay-Z, remember? And I know my fav song! ;) But listen, I’ve been thinking lately, and I want 2 b honest w/ U about something, OK?
KW: Of course. Damn! I’m watchin his “Race” speech again, and I’m just SO inspired. I advocated for that shit. I was all “Yes, We Can.” And he calls me out like, “No, You Can’t.”
KK: OK, like, remember when we were watching The Iliad other night and I told that I would never pick Brad Pitt over U, no matter how totally ripped he was?
KW: Yeah. Did u change ur mind?????? :(
KK: NO! But, remember, we talked about his character, Akillies. And I told you what “hubris” meant…
KW: THAT IS ILL. New song title: “Achilles.” “Uh. Uh. Got an arrow straight up in my heel/ You be my Achilles tendon fo real…”
KK: Ye! Stay w/ me here.
KW: Sorry! My mind is always running, always running. U think he’d like that song, though?
KK: It’s just, I think U need 2 work on ur pride. Like him, ur a public figure. And if U do things that R controversial, people R going 2 call U out. Like, when BO pumped over $500 mill into a green company that subsequently went bankrupt – people were like: “Um, what?” And when U made that scrawny little teenage girl cry or whatever – he was all like: “What a jackass.”
KW: First, he can’t be faulted for trying to invest in green industries. Second, she didn’t cry! I said I was sorry. :(
KK: If U just come, and tell him that U R a big fan, and tell him U admire him all the more for his comments (which U tots do, by the way!), it will b fine.
KW: I’ll think about it. But I also really need to get working on that Achilles shit.
KK: :/
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