April 3rd, 2013
New Texts Between Kanye and Jay Z Speak of Forgiveness, Love

It happened again. We thought he learned after the leaked messages to Kim, but a new series of text messages appear to have been hacked from rapper Kanye West’s iPhone. The following text message conversation appears to be an apology to fellow rapper Jay-Z, whose new hit single “Suit and Tie” was dissed by West while onstage at a concert in London back in late February.

KW: Art.

KW: Beauty.

KW: Emotion.

KW: Truth.

KW: So…how bout them Yankees?

JZ: Goddammit, Kanye. This ain’t ur twitter. What do u want?

KW: Well…u know how it is. Kim keeps pushing me 2 text u. It’s like this: sometimes I say shit I don’t mean, cuz I’m UPSET.

JZ: No shit. U do that?

KW: Seriously, man. I do. I feel shit deeply. My anger runs through my BLOOD.

JZ: That’s some deep shit. Go write a song about it or something.

KW: Good idea! Listen, I didn’t mean what I said. The new album is tight, OK? I was just…

KW: Hey, do u and B want 2 come over on Wed and listen 2 what I’m working on putting out next? SPOILER: here’s one line – “I be like Socrates / but more chocolatey. Uh. Yeah. Uhuh.”

JZ: Sorry, can’t. Justin invited us over for dinner. Jessica is making fish tacos.

KW: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?? THIS is the shit I’m talking about. U ditching me 4 the scrawny white kid again.

JZ: He’s slender. Not scrawny.

KW: AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE FISH TACOS????

JZ: They’re delicious. U never had them? U fry up some fish, little coleslaw, little avocado. In a soft taco.

KW: FUCK fish tacos. Fish don’t belong in a taco. That’s fucked up.

JZ: Don’t be disrespectful.

KW: Can I be real w/ u for a second?

JZ: Okay.

KW: Is he ur new bff?

JZ: You gotta b fucking kidding me. Bff?

KW: U know what I mean. BE REAL WITH ME.

JZ:  I mean, right now, I’d say he’s in my top 5. But we’re working together, collaborating. Oh, and he doesn’t say a bunch of mean shit about me on stage.

KW: I was VENTING! It was a cleanse!

JZ: It was word vomit.

KW: Look, I’ve got another performance scheduled in Frankfurt or some shit on Tuesday. I’ll just take a pause and explain what I was saying last time and let everyone know that we’re still BFFs and I didn’t mean it!

JZ: No. I am a PRIVATE person.

KW: Okay, okay. Can I at least dedicate my new song 2 u?

JZ: Absolutely not.

KW: Can I tweet at u?

JZ: NO.

KW: I’m sorry! What else can I SAY?

JZ: That! That’s all I ever needed 2 hear.

KW: Really? :)

JZ: Yeah. :)

KW: I love you, J.

JZ: I love you too, K.