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Kim Kardashian

Wednesday, January 9th, 2013

Do-it Date, Quentify, Suburbulosis

Do-it Date (dʊ ɪt deɪt):  The date upon which a baby is conceived through a specific, serendipitous act of sexual intercourse that results in the fertilization of an egg. Origin: Creepy paparazzi like TMZ who publically tried to pinpoint the exact date and place that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West conceived their baby-to-be. “So, when are

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Kanye's Hidden Texts to Kim: How Can Obama Be So Heartless?

Famed socialite and reality TV star Kim Kardashian’s iPhone was hacked this week, revealing not only hundreds of photos, but also hidden texts between Kardashian and new beau Kanye West that discussed the upcoming White House Correspondents’...