Do-it Date (dʊ ɪt deɪt): The date upon which a baby is conceived through a specific, serendipitous act of sexual intercourse that results in the fertilization of an egg. Origin: Creepy paparazzi like TMZ who publically tried to pinpoint the exact date and place that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West conceived their baby-to-be. “So, when are you due?” “September 14th!” “Oh my god! So your do-it date was totally Valentine’s Day! SO romantic!”
Quentify (kwɛn tə faɪ): The act of making an otherwise boring story into an epic scene of a Quentin Taratino movie.
Suburbulosis (sʌb ɜrb yə loʊ sɪs): A disease, usually resulting in poor fashion choices and an affinity for chain restaurants that is contracted after spending too much time in a suburban community. “You know, I went to Applebee’s last night, and it really wasn’t bad!” “Dude. Get back to the city – now. You have clearly developed a severe case of suburbulosis.”