Monday, December 17th, 2012
Dear America, We get it, you know. We know that things are rough, what with the global economy and the fiscal cliff and partisanship and all those big, important words and numbers that never quite add up. Being a country of 300 million+ people is hard and complicated and there are so many little things
Wednesday, December 12th, 2012
The following letter was found by a postal worker in a New Jersey United States Postal Service mail processing center and promptly sent into The Gabbler. The letter contained no name or return address by which...
Monday, December 3rd, 2012
The following ad was due to run in the November 2012 issue of the popular children’s magazines Highlights and Tiger Beat but was pulled from both at the last minute due to concern over its extremism. It...
Friday, November 16th, 2012
After New York Times food critic Peter Wells published a scathing yet pretty hilarious review of Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant, Guy’s American Bar and Grill, this week, we at the The Gabbler thought that...
Wednesday, October 31st, 2012
As Hurricane Sandy hit the East Coast on Monday, and President Obama repeatedly announced his break from campaigning to track the storm’s damages, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney also worked tirelessly to raise money for hurricane...
Friday, October 19th, 2012
The following letter was found in a pile of letters to Santa and God, but was addressed to former Governor Romney and President Obama instead. It appears to be from a class of kindergartners from Oak Bridge...
Friday, October 12th, 2012
The following list was leaked to The Gabbler just after last night’s vice presidential debate. Our source says that the document was found amongst Paul Ryan’s debate prep materials and appears to be a list of his...
Wednesday, September 26th, 2012
During a recent appearance on Univision’s “Meet the Candidate” Mitt Romney appeared markedly tanner than previous campaign events, prompting accusations that he had appeared in brownface in order to connect more with Latino voters. The following...
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