Monday, July 29th, 2013
The following excerpt is from Johnny Savage’s first novel, We the People. Savage is the current Poet Laureate of the National Rifle Association and said he was inspired to write the novel after hearing about the possibility...
Friday, July 19th, 2013
Over a year ago, 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was shot dead by George Zimmerman, an act that reverberated across the nation. In order to better measure the public reaction, The Gabbler asked two average American citizens to share their opinions on what...
Friday, July 5th, 2013
Whether you were begging for Life Size Wedding Barbie in Toys R Us, or asking for a sunshine yellow Hummer H3 for your sweet sixteen, we’ve all heard our parents say: “Whadduhya think, I’m made of money?!”...
Friday, June 14th, 2013
In light of the recent discovery of the existence of the NSA’s PRISM program, The Gabbler decided to invite one of our former Burnt Microphone guests back to discuss the true meaning of surveillance: The Fly on the Wall....
Friday, May 31st, 2013
Getting an interview with the Internal Revenue Service was a lot more difficult that we at The Gabbler initially anticipated. But once we bribed them with information regarding Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann’s potential tax evasion techniques,...
Friday, May 17th, 2013
What is the best way to stop an unstable machine?