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Thursday, December 27th, 2012

It Ain't Easy Being Perfect

  After Men’s Health published a recent article about their analysis of the perfect woman according to men’s preferences, The Gabbler dared the magazine’s editors to actually find a living, breathing woman who possesses all of these so-called characteristics. And it looks like they did. She’s a long-legged, big breasted, college-educated brunette with a penchant for watching sports, binding her feet,

Monday, November 12th, 2012

Don't You Think a Rhetorical Question Has Feelings, Too?

Recently, while checking out the new linguistics blog, The Lingua File, we came upon an article about rhetorical questions and it sparked a curiosity to learn more about life as a rhetorical device. So we set out...

Monday, October 29th, 2012

Welcome to the (Third) Party!

This year’s presidential election has been largely focused on the candidates of the two major parties, with little press or consideration given to any third party. In an effort to bring more attention to third parties, the...

Wednesday, October 17th, 2012

Obama And Romney Debate About Absolutely Nothing

  Just a few hours before presidential candidates took the stage in Long Island at Hofstra University for the second of three debates, President Barack Obama and his opponent, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, agreed to...

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012

The Agony and the Ecstasy of the Jersey Shore

Tomorrow the MTV reality sensation Jersey Shore premieres its final season. The popular show, while often controversial, has been an economic boom for the small New Jersey resort town, Seaside Heights, where it’s filmed. To reflect on...

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Don't Feed an Internet Troll (Much Less Try to Interview One)

  While we at The Gabbler are big fans of sarcasm and a good laugh at the expense of others, we don’t quite understand why so many people take to the anonymity of the web to post...

Friday, September 14th, 2012

The Man: Who is He, Really?

“Fuck The Man.” “Let’s stick it to The Man.” “I wish I could go, but I’m stuck working for The Man.” Who is this Man, really? Ever shadowy and elusive, the concept of The Man evokes power,...

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

Big Bertha's Guide to Sex and Dating

Recently, the so-called “Reddit Rape Thread” sparked an online discussion about the rape culture in America amongst everyone from feminist bloggers to news outlets. After reading the fifth or so article about it, we at The Gabbler...

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Jesus's Commies on a Bus Take on the Right Wing

The Nuns on the Bus, a group of nuns lobbying against the Republican Path to Prosperity budget proposal, has been making quite a splash in the media lately. The Gabbler’s Jessica Pierce had the chance to sit...

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