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Monday, June 18th, 2012

The Fly on the Wall Has Seen Some Shit (and Probably Eaten It, Too)

For many people, faint buzzing in your ears means that someone, somewhere, is talking about you. In reality, it means that someone is listening. In an all new exclusive interview, Gabbler gets the inside scoop on the world’s greatest secrets from the most unsuspecting, elusive spy the world has ever known – or swatted: The

Friday, May 25th, 2012

In their First Interview Ever, Jolie-Pitt Kids Finally Talk. A Lot. Like, A LOT.

The Gabbler sits down with the stunning, cosmopolitan, and above all, enigmatic Jolie-Pitts: Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne, the six children of famed actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The bright eyed siblings are full...

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

Abraham Lincoln”s Ghost Weighs in on Obama’s Motives (Also, Vampire Movies)

The Gabbler recently had the privilege of sitting down and speaking with Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, who’s on a promotional tour for his new movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Lincoln’s ghost served as a consultant for the film,...

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Luckily for James Franco, it's Only Art if Someone Buys it

 What started out as a Gabbler interview with James Franco on his budding art career quickly progressed into something so post-post-modern, Derrida would have thrown himself into the abyss just for it to be over…   Q:...

Friday, April 20th, 2012

Romney Granddog Shits on Obesity, Electoral Process and the Carpet

In a much anticipated interview, The Gabbler sits down to speak with Maximillian Romney, granddog of famed Romney family dog, Seamus. Q: Thanks so much for agreeing to meet with us, Mr. Romney. I know that you’ve avoided...

Friday, April 6th, 2012

Shamelessly, Oprah Interviews Herself

The following interview, a Gabbler early release, is the first of its kind. Oprah Winfrey, fed up following a series of interviews that she claimed were done by “unprofessional journalist frauds,” has decided to interview herself. “I...

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