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Tuesday, July 31st, 2012

Ben Franklin: Prolific Genius, or Lying Bastard?

  Ben Franklin. A myth or a superman? Could there really have been someone who was so brilliantly inventive and creative that his varied contributions to society remain in common use almost 300 years later? Who hasn’t passed The Farmer’s Almanac at a supermarket checkout and thought, “That crazy Franklin bastard. When did he sleep?” We at The

Wednesday, July 18th, 2012

My Name is Iran and I Have a Drinking Problem

  After discovering that Iran has finally come to terms with its drinking problem, The Gabbler’s Lisa DeBenedictis sat down with the country for a very sobering interview. Lisa DeBenedictis: Thanks for meeting with The Gabbler, Iran....

Friday, July 6th, 2012

Tweens Headed in One Direction: Away from New Spice Girls Musical

Following the announcement that the Spice Girls would be premiering a new musical ‘Viva Forever‘ in the style of Mamma Mia in December 2012, The Gabbler sat down with Emily, Hannah, and Alexis, three thirteen-year-olds to get their...

Thursday, July 5th, 2012

Interrogation with Reclusive Writer Thomas Pynchon Yields Very Little

 Recently, the gang at The Gabbler decided it wasn’t fair that one of their favorite American novelists, Thomas Pynchon, wouldn’t sit for an interview. I mean, who doesn’t want to be interviewed? Who doesn’t want to spill their secrets?...

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012

The Real American Economy: Red and White, Mostly Blue

Every ‘Shooting Star’ must, eventually, fall — and what the American Economy experienced after the world’s most publicly scrutinized bailout happened to be no different. Four trifling years later, the American Economy sits down with Shruti Sehgal...

Monday, June 18th, 2012

The Fly on the Wall Has Seen Some Shit (and Probably Eaten It, Too)

For many people, faint buzzing in your ears means that someone, somewhere, is talking about you. In reality, it means that someone is listening. In an all new exclusive interview, Gabbler gets the inside scoop on the...

Friday, May 25th, 2012

In their First Interview Ever, Jolie-Pitt Kids Finally Talk. A Lot. Like, A LOT.

The Gabbler sits down with the stunning, cosmopolitan, and above all, enigmatic Jolie-Pitts: Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne, the six children of famed actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The bright eyed siblings are full...

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

Abraham Lincoln”s Ghost Weighs in on Obama’s Motives (Also, Vampire Movies)

The Gabbler recently had the privilege of sitting down and speaking with Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, who’s on a promotional tour for his new movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Lincoln’s ghost served as a consultant for the film,...

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Luckily for James Franco, it's Only Art if Someone Buys it

 What started out as a Gabbler interview with James Franco on his budding art career quickly progressed into something so post-post-modern, Derrida would have thrown himself into the abyss just for it to be over…   Q:...

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