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Monday, October 7th, 2013

The State of the Union, According to Joe Six-Pack

In a period of government shutdown, when the political parties couldn’t be more polarized, we at The Gabbler turned to the one man who could speak for the average American citizen: Joe Six-Pack. The Gabbler: Hey, man! Did you catch the game yesterday? Joe Six-Pack: Hey. Which game? TG: Oh, you know! THE game? JSP: No,

Friday, August 16th, 2013

The Grammar Nazi Nearly Corrects Us to Death

When The Gabbler sat down with The Grammar Nazi this week, we expected to learn a lot about grammar, and we hoped to find out why people insist on calling him a name with such a negative, horrific connotation....

Friday, July 26th, 2013

Hashtag: #An #Interview

 The hashtag is everywhere in social media, but who is he, really? How did he come to fame? The Gabbler met with Hash (as he now prefers to go by), to talk about his rise to fame,...

Friday, July 5th, 2013

Man Made of Money is Now On Welfare and Missing 4 Toes

Whether you were begging for Life Size Wedding Barbie in Toys R Us, or asking for a sunshine yellow Hummer H3 for your sweet sixteen, we’ve all heard our parents say: “Whadduhya think, I’m made of money?!”...

Monday, June 17th, 2013

Taking on Tax Havens: Bermuda Edition

British Prime Minister David Cameron spent this past weekend negotiating a tax transparency agreement with the UK’s overseas territories, in an apparent attempt to curtail legal tax avoidance. In order to get to the bottom of what...

Friday, June 14th, 2013

The Fly on the Wall (and the NSA) is Still Watching You

In light of the recent discovery of the existence of the NSA’s PRISM program, The Gabbler decided to invite one of our former Burnt Microphone guests back to discuss the true meaning of surveillance: The Fly on the Wall....

Monday, June 3rd, 2013

Here Comes the Sun

For millennia, science-minded men and women have looked to the skies for the answers to life’s greatest questions. Why are we here? Are we alone in the universe? If I’m a Scorpio and he’s a Capricorn can...

Friday, May 31st, 2013

An Audience With The IRS

Getting an interview with the Internal Revenue Service was a lot more difficult that we at The Gabbler initially anticipated. But once we bribed them with information regarding Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann’s potential tax evasion techniques,...

Monday, April 29th, 2013

The Soul of a Spreadsheet Revealed

The world runs on Microsoft Excel. From economists, to statisticians, to twentysomethings attempting to track their spending in the hopes of one day creating a reasonable budget, everyone relies on its row and column layout and helpful...

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