Barack Obama


Friday, February 22nd, 2013

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Unchecked Executive Power

Friday, November 9th, 2012

GOP Slams Women and Minorities For Reelecting Obama

  Barack Obama was reelected as the President of the United States of America late Tuesday night, and political analysts and pundits have been avidly discussing that what really steered Obama to victory was the support of...

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

Draft of “Apology Tour” Found in Oval Office Garbage Can

  The following advertisement was found in the recycling bin of the Oval Office early this morning. It appears that during Monday night’s debate, when Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney called President Obama’s visits to the Middle...

Wednesday, October 17th, 2012

Obama And Romney Debate About Absolutely Nothing

  Just a few hours before presidential candidates took the stage in Long Island at Hofstra University for the second of three debates, President Barack Obama and his opponent, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, agreed to...

Monday, October 1st, 2012

As Debates Quickly Approach, Candidates Prep Intensely

  With the first presidential debate slated for Wednesday, October 3rd, President Barack Obama and his opponent, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, have been preparing extensively. Many political analysts and Democratic party members insist that for...

Thursday, August 2nd, 2012

Obama, Romney Hospitalized for Identity Disorder

  Within minutes of each other, both President Barack Obama and his challenger, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, were taken via ambulance to be admitted to the psychiatric ward of St. Elizabeth’s Hospital in Washington, D.C....

Monday, July 2nd, 2012

Elephant in Supreme Courtroom Leaves Many Angry, Defensive

There was an elephant in the room directly following the announcement of the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Affordable Care Act, but for reasons unknown to The Gabbler staff, no one on Capitol Hill wanted...

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Kanye's Hidden Texts to Kim: How Can Obama Be So Heartless?

Famed socialite and reality TV star Kim Kardashian’s iPhone was hacked this week, revealing not only hundreds of photos, but also hidden texts between Kardashian and new beau Kanye West that discussed the upcoming White House Correspondents’...

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