February 11th, 2013
Morning Burps, Pope-Off, Valentine’s Day Hustle

Morning Burps (mɔr nɪŋ bɜrps): A condition of extreme belching during the morning hours, normally associated with over consumption of Pepsi’s new Mountain Dew flavored breakfast soda, Kickstart. Man, I’ve got to lay off the Kickstart. I’ve got morning burps so bad!

Pope-Off (poʊp ɒf): Erroneously citing “advanced age” as a cause for withdrawing from an activity, especially when the activity has no bearing on age. “I’d love to sit by the pool with you Dan, but you know how my thirty-year old knees are these days. I think I’d better go in and Pope-Off.” Origin: Resignation of Pope Benedict XVI.

Valentine’s Day Hustle (vælənˌtaɪns deɪ hʌs əl): The attempts made by a single woman in the weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day to find a date. Seriously, just pick any man in the bar to hit on, Stephanie! It’s February 9^th, you’ve gotta get your Valentine’s Day hustle on!