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Monday, February 11th, 2013

Morning Burps, Pope-Off, Valentine’s Day Hustle

  Morning Burps (mɔr nɪŋ bɜrps): A condition of extreme belching during the morning hours, normally associated with over consumption of Pepsi’s new Mountain Dew flavored breakfast soda, Kickstart. Man, I’ve got to lay off the Kickstart. I’ve got morning burps so bad! Pope-Off (poʊp ɒf): Erroneously citing “advanced age” as a cause for withdrawing from an activity, especially when