Monday, February 11th, 2013
Morning Burps (mɔr nɪŋ bɜrps): A condition of extreme belching during the morning hours, normally associated with over consumption of Pepsi’s new Mountain Dew flavored breakfast soda, Kickstart. Man, I’ve got to lay off the Kickstart. I’ve got morning burps so bad! Pope-Off (poʊp ɒf): Erroneously citing “advanced age” as a cause for withdrawing from an activity, especially when
Thursday, August 23rd, 2012
The Gabbler received the following letter, along with an explanatory note, via courier on Monday morning. Both were written in Italian. Luckily, friend of The Gabbler Vinny Guadagnino, of Jersey Shore fame, was able to produce...
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