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Monday, January 27th, 2014

Falling in Love With Cupid: an Interview

Ah, Cupid. Our favorite Greek god of erotic love, desire, and affection. With Valentine’s Day (Or for us single ladies, Galentine’s Day – thank you, Leslie Knope!) quickly approaching,  we at The Gabbler thought it appropriate to interview Cupid on modern love, online dating, and his perfect V-Day date. Note to readers: Beware of Cupid’s

Monday, February 11th, 2013

Morning Burps, Pope-Off, Valentine’s Day Hustle

  Morning Burps (mɔr nɪŋ bɜrps): A condition of extreme belching during the morning hours, normally associated with over consumption of Pepsi’s new Mountain Dew flavored breakfast soda, Kickstart. Man, I’ve got to lay off the Kickstart. I’ve got...