What have we learned? What can we look forward to? What mistakes are we going to make, yet again?
- Racism is alive and real, so let’s work on that in 2015, America.
- Visit Cuba! Havana Nights, baby…
- Apply to Mars One. This planet’s toast, anyway.
- Don’t be a homophobe when hosting an international event that showcases figure skating. (P.S. Johnny Weir stole the show, anyway.)
- Piss off North Korea and watch “The Interview.”
- Don’t take any flights that have anything to do with Malaysia, whatsoever.
- Don’t fall for ISIL’s recruitment ploys, even if they start liking your posts on Instagram.
- Don’t date a professional football player.
- Sign up for Obamacare? The site’s finally working, at least.
- Stop sending nudie pics – that includes Snapchat! If Katniss can get hacked, nobody’s safe.
- Stop having nightmares about catching Ebola and subsequently bleeding from your eyeballs.
