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Monday, April 9th, 2012

The Terrorists Have Won, Meatball Syndrome, Veepeedubs

The Terrorists Have Won (thə tɛrərɪsts həv wʌn): A phrase used to express the idea that any reserved behavior on the part of Americans is a sign that Islamic fundamentalists are winning a cultural war against the United States. Dude, if you don’t bang that hot Persian chick tonight just because you’re afraid her brothers will stone

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012

Lesbrah, Toe Yoga, Butt Fear

Lesbrah: (ˈlɛz brɑ) A man (typically wearing salmon-colored pants, a popped collared shirt, and sunglasses indoors) that spends a great deal of his time following lesbian couples around bars, believing that after consuming alcohol, they will realize...

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