April 9th, 2012
The Terrorists Have Won, Meatball Syndrome, Veepeedubs

The Terrorists Have Won (thə tɛrərɪsts həv wʌn): A phrase used to express the idea that any reserved behavior on the part of Americans is a sign that Islamic fundamentalists are winning a cultural war against the United States. Dude, if you don’t bang that hot Persian chick tonight just because you’re afraid her brothers will stone you, then the terrorists have won.

Meatball Syndrome (mit,bɔl sɪndrəm): A genetic disease in which a child inherits the round, meatball-like shape of his or her mother. Uh-oh, it looks like Snooki’s baby suffers from Meatball Syndrome.

Veepeedubs (vipidʌbs): Used to refer to a man exhibiting the sexually desirable masculine attributes generally found in vampires or werewolves. My man ordered a t-bone steak extra rare at dinner tonight because he’s such a veepeedubs. (Origin: formed from the pronunciation of the beginning “v” and middle “p” of the word “vampire,” combined with the initial sound of the “w” at the beginning of “werewolf.”)