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Monday, April 9th, 2012

The Terrorists Have Won, Meatball Syndrome, Veepeedubs

The Terrorists Have Won (thə tɛrərɪsts həv wʌn): A phrase used to express the idea that any reserved behavior on the part of Americans is a sign that Islamic fundamentalists are winning a cultural war against the United States. Dude, if you don’t bang that hot Persian chick tonight just because you’re afraid her brothers will stone