The Gabbler’s house dictionary.
Friday, September 6th, 2013
Pumpkin Tics (pʌmpkɪn tɪkz): An over caffeinated tic caused by the over consumption of Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Are you okay man? It looks like you have a bad case of the Pumpkin Tics.
Wednesday, July 31st, 2013
Pope Frankie (poʊp fræŋki): A nickname for someone who is expected to be stodgy and conservative, but who is totally chill. The stock broker I went out with last night is such a Pope Frankie! He served...
Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
B37-ed: (bi ˈθɜrti ˈsɛvənθ) To be forced to deal with an obnoxious, ignorant, and gossipy person against your will, usually in a professional, medical, or courtroom setting. Origin: Juror B37’s douchy antics in the Zimmerman trial. “How was your day, dear?” “Awful....
Monday, July 1st, 2013
Rainbow Rush (reɪnboʊ rʌʃ): The mass migration of wedding industry professionals to California, following the overturning of Prop 8. There are so many cute new bakeries in town. Thanks, Rainbow Rush!
Monday, June 24th, 2013
TWINKLY: (twɪŋkli) A feeling of sheer delight; pure, unadulterated happiness. Origin: The reaction of Americans in response to learning that their favorite pre-packaged sugary treats, Twinkies, will return on July 15, 2013. “You seem so happy!” “I...
Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013
SAWSPEAK: (sɔspik) A variation of the English language formed by “sawing” words in half for increased efficiency and/or cute nicknames. Origin: Either Paris Hilton or George Orwell’s 1984; we’re not entirely sure. “Obvs I’m tots going to...
Thursday, April 11th, 2013
RICE JOKE (raɪs dʒoʊk): A joke made using a homophobic slur and physical violence. “Dude, you just called me a fucking faggot and threw a basketball at my head. Not cool.” “No, man, don’t you get it? It...
Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
Higgs Bosom (hɪgs ˈbʊzəm): The secret, invisible force field that causes eyes to be drawn to women’s breasts. Origin: A Higgs boson that collided with Hugh Hefner millions of lightyears ago. “I know she’s your mom and it’s...
Monday, February 11th, 2013
Morning Burps (mɔr nɪŋ bɜrps): A condition of extreme belching during the morning hours, normally associated with over consumption of Pepsi’s new Mountain Dew flavored breakfast soda, Kickstart. Man, I’ve got to lay off the Kickstart. I’ve got...
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