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Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Mitt the Diplomat: Palestine

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

Romney Medicaid Reform Proposes Replacing Existing Program with P90X Vouchers

During a fundraiser held yesterday in Birmingham, AL, GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney unveiled his latest Medicaid reform plan, created in conjunction with his new vice presidential running mate, Paul Ryan. The plan would combine Ryan’s Medicare...

Thursday, August 2nd, 2012

Obama, Romney Hospitalized for Identity Disorder

  Within minutes of each other, both President Barack Obama and his challenger, former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney, were taken via ambulance to be admitted to the psychiatric ward of St. Elizabeth’s Hospital in Washington, D.C....

Monday, July 2nd, 2012

Elephant in Supreme Courtroom Leaves Many Angry, Defensive

There was an elephant in the room directly following the announcement of the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Affordable Care Act, but for reasons unknown to The Gabbler staff, no one on Capitol Hill wanted...

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012

If I Did Cut It (Here’s How It Happened)

The following excerpt is from GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s latest memoir, titled Foundations of Excellence. The memoir deals exclusively with Romney’s time at the prestigious Cranbrook School in Bloomfield, Michigan and will be published in late...

Friday, April 20th, 2012

Romney Granddog Shits on Obesity, Electoral Process and the Carpet

In a much anticipated interview, The Gabbler sits down to speak with Maximillian Romney, granddog of famed Romney family dog, Seamus. Q: Thanks so much for agreeing to meet with us, Mr. Romney. I know that you’ve avoided...

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Romney Announces VP Pick

This morning at a press conference held on the courthouse steps of Holland, Ohio, Romney announced that he has selected Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher as his vice-presidential running mate. The move came as a shock to...

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