Femininity, reexamined.


Thursday, December 27th, 2012

It Ain't Easy Being Perfect

  After Men’s Health published a recent article about their analysis of the perfect woman according to men’s preferences, The Gabbler dared the magazine’s editors to actually find a living, breathing woman who possesses all of these so-called characteristics. And it looks like they did. She’s a long-legged, big breasted, college-educated brunette with a penchant for watching sports, binding her feet,

Monday, September 10th, 2012

DNC: Behind Every Great Man is an Even Greater Woman (Or So They Claim)

As the political pundits and economic experts of CBS News, the Washington Post, the Daily Beast and countless other publications carefully confirmed or denied the many assertions made in last week’s Democratic National Convention, The Gabbler investigative...

Friday, August 24th, 2012

Lady-Land: A City Designed With Women in Mind

  When The Guardian, ABC News, Huffington Post, Business Insider, and dozens of other publications mistakenly published articles all stating that Saudi Arabia had plans to build a women-only city, they really got a lot of women’s...

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

Big Bertha's Guide to Sex and Dating

Recently, the so-called “Reddit Rape Thread” sparked an online discussion about the rape culture in America amongst everyone from feminist bloggers to news outlets. After reading the fifth or so article about it, we at The Gabbler...

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

We'll Always Have Paris (And Twitter)

The following interview is the first of its kind. After France’s First Lady, Valérie Trierweiler, was widely criticized for a recent tweet that many believed was a jab at President Hollande’s ex-wife, Ségolène Royal, Trierweiler ultimately apologized for...

Tuesday, June 12th, 2012

New Diet Pill Eats Away Fat, Insecurities, Limbs

The following is an excerpt from an elaborate advertising campaign for the new diet pill EatAway, which was recently pulled from shelves by the FDA after several users were admitted to the hospital with an antibiotic resistant...

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Upping her Street Cred, Sarah Palin Gets Fresh with Maureen Dowd

After feigning disinterest and complete oblivion to the matter for four years, Sarah Palin finally decides to confront NYT Columnist Maureen Dowd in an Open Letter to the Editor, addressing Dowd’s various public attacks on her since...

Saturday, April 7th, 2012

The Right Way to Spot Mr. Wrong, by America's Sweetheart

The following is an excerpt from the first page of Jennifer Aniston’s debut collection of short stories and essays, titled “Mr. Wrong.” Aniston began writing the book on the set of the film “Wanderlust” in late 2010 –...

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Limbaugh Bashes ‘Dirty Whore’ in Hidden Show Transcript

The following transcript was leaked from Rush Limbaugh’s radio show. Although given an official title before being shelved, it never appeared on, where he usually archives full transcripts of his show for the public. The transcript...

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