THE GABBLER

February 14th, 2014
Snowber

SNOWBER: (snoʊ bər) The physical and psychological phenomenon that sets in when an extremely intoxicated individual suddenly discovers they’ve fallen into the cold embrace of a snowbank and with that realization, stands up sober, though mildly depressed.  “As a drunk and disoriented Max finished quoting the ‘Golden God’ scene from ‘Almost Famous,’ he slipped off the icy sidewalk into New England’s wintry mix, and arose from the mess snowber, suddenly willing to re-evaluate some major life choices.”

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